If Facebook Existed Years Ago

You ever wonder what status updates we would have seen if Facebook existed years ago? (When you’ve finished viewing these be sure to check out “If Facebook Existed Years Ago – Part 2” & “If God Were On Facebook“.)

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  • TheSigner

    Awesome!

    • Rota

      Na qrcu te nosam!!!! :)))

      • hmm…

        dobra dobra!! :D

  • TheSigner

    Awesome!

    • Rota

      Na qrcu te nosam!!!! :)))

      • hmm…

        dobra dobra!! :D

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  • God

    I didn’t say that.

  • God

    I didn’t say that.

  • Cockroach

    I’m still alive!

  • Cockroach

    I’m still alive!

  • Iceberg

    Oh boy Titanic 2 BRING IT!!!

  • Iceberg

    Oh boy Titanic 2 BRING IT!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000085197181 pebbles

    OMG Bahahahahahahahahahaha esp the astroroid one

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000085197181 pebbles

    OMG Bahahahahahahahahahaha esp the astroroid one

  • http://www.facebook.com atul bhalla

    hmmmmmmm…………why i am not part of it??????
    i love it…….

  • http://www.facebook.com atul bhalla

    hmmmmmmm…………why i am not part of it??????
    i love it…….

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  • hABUBa

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS

  • hABUBa

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS

  • Laini

    OH way Too Funny ROTFLMAO

  • Laini

    OH way Too Funny ROTFLMAO

  • silver

    who ever came up with this should do more…rotflmfao

  • silver

    who ever came up with this should do more…rotflmfao

  • The Church

    Who made this? ha??? we need to find and shut up that guy! would u all shut the fuck up???! … (this shit is awesome, do some more pls!)

  • The Church

    Who made this? ha??? we need to find and shut up that guy! would u all shut the fuck up???! … (this shit is awesome, do some more pls!)

  • A Scot

    I take it “England” was an American because:

    A. They didn’t gain independence from England

    and

    B. England would have known their own flag. The one used in the Union Flag.

  • A Scot

    I take it “England” was an American because:

    A. They didn’t gain independence from England

    and

    B. England would have known their own flag. The one used in the Union Flag.

  • A Scot

    excuse my typo

    I meant to the the flag used to represent England is wrong.

    You used the right flag but only name one of the 4 countries that the USA gained Independence from.

    Other than that, perfect.

    • South American

      Yeah, those Welsh really had us by the balls…

      • Another Scot

        They sure did!

        Also, Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh can have my balls any day. I’m just waiting till the old perv she’s with croaks before making my move.

    • North American

      Yeah…we’ll learn the difference between the Union Jack and St. George’s cross when the “United Kingdom of Great Britain” leans to grow a pair and retain sovereignty anywhere that matters… and maybe gets a less gay sounding name.

  • A Scot

    excuse my typo

    I meant to the the flag used to represent England is wrong.

    You used the right flag but only name one of the 4 countries that the USA gained Independence from.

    Other than that, perfect.

    • South American

      Yeah, those Welsh really had us by the balls…

      • Another Scot

        They sure did!

        Also, Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh can have my balls any day. I’m just waiting till the old perv she’s with croaks before making my move.

    • North American

      Yeah…we’ll learn the difference between the Union Jack and St. George’s cross when the “United Kingdom of Great Britain” leans to grow a pair and retain sovereignty anywhere that matters… and maybe gets a less gay sounding name.

  • Don V

    These were awesome – when I posted them to Facebook 2 weeks ago

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=68242&id=1069351836&l=218e5873c6

  • Don V

    These were awesome – when I posted them to Facebook 2 weeks ago

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=68242&id=1069351836&l=218e5873c6

  • David R.

    Looks like someone had fun. Very creative, a definite LIKE!

  • David R.

    Looks like someone had fun. Very creative, a definite LIKE!

  • inam

    good job dude………

  • inam

    good job dude………

  • rachel schimpf

    histarical…love it.

  • rachel schimpf

    histarical…love it.

  • http://mohopemusic.com Monica

    HILARIOUS!! Do more do more!!

  • http://mohopemusic.com Monica

    HILARIOUS!! Do more do more!!

  • Allison
    • Vinnie V

      Thanks for the comment Allison. I included the source of the Facebook page where I first saw them, but I’ll be happy to edit the post and include a link to the source site that you mentioned above. Cheers.

      • Kim

        Vinnie: I had to write you regarding the ‘stolen’ comment from Allison. You handled it so well. Quite impressive considering the ‘tone’ of her text. Very tactful and dignified! You could have lost it, but didn’t. Personally, your attitude impressed me even more than the FB page:) Well done! Cheers:)

        • Vinnie V

          Kim, you’re awesome! Thanks for the kind words.

  • Allison
    • Vinnie V

      Thanks for the comment Allison. I included the source of the Facebook page where I first saw them, but I’ll be happy to edit the post and include a link to the source site that you mentioned above. Cheers.

      • Kim

        Vinnie: I had to write you regarding the ‘stolen’ comment from Allison. You handled it so well. Quite impressive considering the ‘tone’ of her text. Very tactful and dignified! You could have lost it, but didn’t. Personally, your attitude impressed me even more than the FB page:) Well done! Cheers:)

        • Vinnie V

          Kim, you’re awesome! Thanks for the kind words.

  • Allison

    Thanks!

  • Allison

    Thanks!

  • http://www.myspace.com/LSUENTERTAINMENT THATLSUBOY

    That was awesome

  • http://www.myspace.com/LSUENTERTAINMENT THATLSUBOY

    That was awesome

  • kendra

    this was great!!!!

  • kendra

    this was great!!!!

  • Nasir

    haha

  • Nasir

    haha

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  • http://www.real-exposure.com San Francisco Photography

    Freaking hilarious! I’d like to see one with Hitler.

  • http://www.real-exposure.com San Francisco Photography

    Freaking hilarious! I’d like to see one with Hitler.

  • The Pope

    I find your lack of faith disturbing… Now where is my true apprentice,Darth Vader?

  • http://facebook The Pope

    I find your lack of faith disturbing… Now where is my true apprentice,Darth Vader?

  • Manny

    Meh

  • Manny

    Meh

  • Surfergirl

    AWESOME! Thanks for sharing!

  • Surfergirl

    AWESOME! Thanks for sharing!

  • What’ev

    Me: Someone’s got a bug up their a$$ about the church I see.

    Author of this: No I don’t, I’m just playin’!

    Me: You know, you CAN play WHILE having a bug up your a$$.

    how about this one..

    Abe Lincoln: I’m a Republican!

    Democrats: C’mon dude! Let’s talk about this. Please??? It’s going to be so hard to explain, geez!

    Abe Lincoln: Not my problem, Commies.

  • What’ev

    Me: Someone’s got a bug up their a$$ about the church I see.

    Author of this: No I don’t, I’m just playin’!

    Me: You know, you CAN play WHILE having a bug up your a$$.

    how about this one..

    Abe Lincoln: I’m a Republican!

    Democrats: C’mon dude! Let’s talk about this. Please??? It’s going to be so hard to explain, geez!

    Abe Lincoln: Not my problem, Commies.

  • Dick Weaver

    Columbia space shuttle? too soon IMO

    • Jeromy

      Yes; classless.

      • lawlerbawler

        chill.

      • Iwasthere?

        Goddamn dude, like 20 years ago?

        I agree, it’s morbid, and I felt a little bad for laughing, but the post *was* pretty damn funny.

        • muchmaligned

          Yeah, people just doing their jobs getting blown to pieces is always hilarious.

          *Tacky*

          • Really?

            … Lighten up, I’m pretty sure you laugh about situations where people have died. If you laugh at an everday situation then someone has probably died doing it. Eating, drinking, dancing. At least one person in the world has died from it and if you laugh about it then it makes you the bad person. Just because it wasn’t mentioned on the news doesn’t mean anything. Now before you start picking at things you think have no taste take a good look at yourself first. Have a nice day. :D

        • Dave

          Challenger was 20 years ago, Columbia was 7.

  • Dick Weaver

    Columbia space shuttle? too soon IMO

    • Jeromy

      Yes; classless.

      • lawlerbawler

        chill.

      • Iwasthere?

        Goddamn dude, like 20 years ago?

        I agree, it’s morbid, and I felt a little bad for laughing, but the post *was* pretty damn funny.

        • muchmaligned

          Yeah, people just doing their jobs getting blown to pieces is always hilarious.

          *Tacky*

          • Really?

            … Lighten up, I’m pretty sure you laugh about situations where people have died. If you laugh at an everday situation then someone has probably died doing it. Eating, drinking, dancing. At least one person in the world has died from it and if you laugh about it then it makes you the bad person. Just because it wasn’t mentioned on the news doesn’t mean anything. Now before you start picking at things you think have no taste take a good look at yourself first. Have a nice day. :D

        • Dave

          Challenger was 20 years ago, Columbia was 7.

  • Brent

    This is so funny!

  • Brent

    This is so funny!

  • http://www.dwallace.net Daniel

    Too soon? Don’t be a dick, Dick.

  • http://www.dwallace.net Daniel

    Too soon? Don’t be a dick, Dick.

  • http://www.kasse4.de martin

    laughed my head of. great stuff!

  • http://www.kasse4.de martin

    laughed my head of. great stuff!

  • snapsho

    snap he gone and done it now…

  • snapsho

    snap he gone and done it now…

  • Hitler

    I would’ve made a facebook but couldn’t afford gas bills let alone a computer

  • Hitler

    I would’ve made a facebook but couldn’t afford gas bills let alone a computer

  • http://www.macgillivrays.co.uk Celtic Jewellery

    Loverly grub :) – so who’s predicting what facebook will look like in the future??

    M

  • http://www.macgillivrays.co.uk Celtic Jewellery

    Loverly grub :) – so who’s predicting what facebook will look like in the future??

    M

  • Osama Bin Laden

    I got some plans for tomorrow
    I am going to land some plains on 2 skycrapers
    Whoa.

    • Not a Retard

      planes*

      • Not a Retard

        and.. skyscrapers*

    • Raised in NY

      Not so funny b. An Osama joke would have sufficed, like “hiding a cave lolol” Dubya – “Yo son where u at?”
      Long live the Towers and the Empire State.

  • Osama Bin Laden

    I got some plans for tomorrow
    I am going to land some plains on 2 skycrapers
    Whoa.

    • Not a Retard

      planes*

      • Not a Retard

        and.. skyscrapers*

    • Raised in NY

      Not so funny b. An Osama joke would have sufficed, like “hiding a cave lolol” Dubya – “Yo son where u at?”
      Long live the Towers and the Empire State.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben13katcarey ben13katcarey

    Wow! This is hilarious!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben13katcarey ben13katcarey

    Wow! This is hilarious!

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  • Francelikesthis!

    Wow… You best be maken more!
    Post thee link if you doo!!!!!!

  • Francelikesthis!

    Wow… You best be maken more!
    Post thee link if you doo!!!!!!

  • http://www.dirspice.com Ashley

    Hilarious!!!!

  • http://www.dirspice.com Ashley

    Hilarious!!!!

  • appl3

    omg. you can laugh your eyes out with these…

  • appl3

    omg. you can laugh your eyes out with these…

  • MARIO LEMIEUX

    my last ever game for the penguins tonight.. ever :L

  • MARIO LEMIEUX

    my last ever game for the penguins tonight.. ever :L

  • becky

    make more!

  • becky

    make more!

  • Rasputin

    Gonna hang with my boys tonight!

  • Rasputin

    Gonna hang with my boys tonight!

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  • Wendilynn

    This was funny. would have been funnier without the profanity though..

    • sailor

      I disagree. The profanity was fabulous!

  • Wendilynn

    This was funny. would have been funnier without the profanity though..

    • sailor

      I disagree. The profanity was fabulous!

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  • Susan

    Could be more PG in all reality. Would’ve been much funnier. But definitely interesting otherwise.

  • Susan

    Could be more PG in all reality. Would’ve been much funnier. But definitely interesting otherwise.

  • marissa

    this was probably the funniest thing i read in a WHILE . hahahaha , kudos !

  • marissa

    this was probably the funniest thing i read in a WHILE . hahahaha , kudos !

  • Jesus

    Let there be peace my solemn brethren, let us feast upon the bread and mead of the land.

  • Jesus

    Let there be peace my solemn brethren, let us feast upon the bread and mead of the land.

  • dana

    funniest thing ever

  • dana

    funniest thing ever

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  • Lizz wilson

    Hey, now that this link has been posted all over the place, please be careful about adding new material, ok? The Columbia one is in bad taste & too recent. This is “if facebook existed years ago” not “recently”. Please don’t consider posting a hitler or twin towers one to this page – maybe make a new page called “tasteless facebook spoofs” – because it would only be funny to a few people. Something like that would really embarrass and offend the people who have already posted your link & made your link popular in the first place!

    • Vinnie V

      Lizz, excellent point and I will definitely take your advice. If I come across anything else from across the web I’ll be sure to create a new page. Thanks for your advice. Have a great day.

    • TikCuf

      Oh friggin’ WAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH! Quit being so sensitive. You act like it happened yesterday.

  • Lizz wilson

    Hey, now that this link has been posted all over the place, please be careful about adding new material, ok? The Columbia one is in bad taste & too recent. This is “if facebook existed years ago” not “recently”. Please don’t consider posting a hitler or twin towers one to this page – maybe make a new page called “tasteless facebook spoofs” – because it would only be funny to a few people. Something like that would really embarrass and offend the people who have already posted your link & made your link popular in the first place!

    • Vinnie V

      Lizz, excellent point and I will definitely take your advice. If I come across anything else from across the web I’ll be sure to create a new page. Thanks for your advice. Have a great day.

    • TikCuf

      Oh friggin’ WAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH! Quit being so sensitive. You act like it happened yesterday.

  • Kell Braugh

    Although it is funny in is own way, the Galileo ones is historically inaccurate. The fact is that “the Church” didn’t have major issues with heliocentrism. The Church did however have an issue with Galileo’s personal intrepretation of scripture that contridicted the current Dogma of the Church which was not related to his famous scientific discoveries concerning heliocentrism.

    In fact, if you look at the big picture concerning the Church and man’s discovery and exploration of our own universe, you’d find that many of the ‘pillars of discovery’ of our modern understanding of the cosmos have actually been either directly or indirectly part of the Church. (Georges Lemaître, who first proposed the big bang theory, was a Roman Catholic priest for example and was praised for his work by “the Church”, for example)

    • Young and Restless

      Either way… the Church also supported/conducted the Crusades and the Inquisition, etc. Interesting facts by the way, really enjoyed that. Only thing I love the Church for is their inspiring such amazing art and architecture throughout the years. Europe and Classicism have been built by Christianity and so many of our wonders are owed to it. However, we could do without the blood and intolerance. Religion is a tool to rule the masses… Not true religion, but the establishment and State of religion.

    • TikCuf

      Way to kill the humor. I’ll bet you’re a riot at parties.

  • Kell Braugh

    Although it is funny in is own way, the Galileo ones is historically inaccurate. The fact is that “the Church” didn’t have major issues with heliocentrism. The Church did however have an issue with Galileo’s personal intrepretation of scripture that contridicted the current Dogma of the Church which was not related to his famous scientific discoveries concerning heliocentrism.

    In fact, if you look at the big picture concerning the Church and man’s discovery and exploration of our own universe, you’d find that many of the ‘pillars of discovery’ of our modern understanding of the cosmos have actually been either directly or indirectly part of the Church. (Georges Lemaître, who first proposed the big bang theory, was a Roman Catholic priest for example and was praised for his work by “the Church”, for example)

    • Young and Restless

      Either way… the Church also supported/conducted the Crusades and the Inquisition, etc. Interesting facts by the way, really enjoyed that. Only thing I love the Church for is their inspiring such amazing art and architecture throughout the years. Europe and Classicism have been built by Christianity and so many of our wonders are owed to it. However, we could do without the blood and intolerance. Religion is a tool to rule the masses… Not true religion, but the establishment and State of religion.

    • TikCuf

      Way to kill the humor. I’ll bet you’re a riot at parties.

  • Brak

    Absolutely correct, Kell, but the anti-Church folks would rather cling to their ignorance and their silly attempts at historical revisionism.

  • Brak

    Absolutely correct, Kell, but the anti-Church folks would rather cling to their ignorance and their silly attempts at historical revisionism.

  • Lori B

    GEEZ – YOU ALL NEED TO JUST RELAX AND ENJOY IT!!!

  • Lori B

    GEEZ – YOU ALL NEED TO JUST RELAX AND ENJOY IT!!!

  • Miriam

    ROFLMAO: way to go Vinnie. Nice job. It’s on my FB and Twitter now…. let’s see how many hits you get.

    I would say: go on in this theme. There is a lot more fun to get out of this.

    (Marilyn Monroe: off to do the president… ;-) )

    Miriam

    • Vinnie V

      Thanks Miriam. I’m simply the messenger for this post, but thanks to awesome people like you, I’m getting a ton of traffic from FB likes and tweets (enough so that I made it to #1 on Google for the title of this post).

      I plan to post similar stories from across the web so feel free to subscribe to the RSS if you’d like to be notified when the site is updated.

  • Miriam

    ROFLMAO: way to go Vinnie. Nice job. It’s on my FB and Twitter now…. let’s see how many hits you get.

    I would say: go on in this theme. There is a lot more fun to get out of this.

    (Marilyn Monroe: off to do the president… ;-) )

    Miriam

    • Vinnie V

      Thanks Miriam. I’m simply the messenger for this post, but thanks to awesome people like you, I’m getting a ton of traffic from FB likes and tweets (enough so that I made it to #1 on Google for the title of this post).

      I plan to post similar stories from across the web so feel free to subscribe to the RSS if you’d like to be notified when the site is updated.

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  • Tara

    Hey, I think these are pretty brilliant- except for the one about the Columbia crew. I was honored to know three members of the crew that died that day and it just seems crass to mock their deaths. All the other “posts” involved people/places/events that happened long before any of us were alive.

    Sorry, I guess it is still a little fresh after going through their deaths and the hit the manned space program took.

    • Lucia

      I agree, Shuttle reference was in very poor taste.

      • Bill Rutherford

        History doesn’t have good taste.

        • Diesect20022000

          history doesn’t have any taste. It is what it is.

          • Jjjj

            I don’t like that jokes about recent deaths are in bad taste, while jokes about deaths 80 years ago + are perfectly fine. Pick a side: jokes about deaths are fine or in bad taste. Death shouldn’t lose its significance with age. Tragedies shouldn’t become fodder for humor just because a reasonable amount of time has past, you know? It’s just something that’s always bothered me, the idea that someone’s death is only sacred for a certain period of time and then all of the sudden not anymore. The person’s life is still as valuable as it was years ago. And jokes are just jokes, they are not meant to be offensive, just entertaining.

          • bystand

            I see what you mean and would tend to agree, but I don’t think that it has to do with the individual that died. Of course the loss of life is unfortunate … and still ironically, very commonplace, but it’s more about those that deal with the lives lost that we’re discussing. To say that it no longer matters is a shortsighted view of the situation. I understand that it may seem ridiculous, but honestly … imagine your best friend dies in a plane crash. It’s a few years later, 5 – 10 or so. Someone makes a joke about that crash. In 10 more years from that joke will it be okay? No, it never really will be. At some point you move on, but that’s really an individual take on the loss isn’t it. Pretending that we all conform to your or even my take is naive and a little shortsighted. I understand your side, but side with the person who has an issue.

          • http://www.facebook.com/PaganMommy83 Felicia Cochran

            I think you made the best point out of all of them.

      • Zachk1424

        Yeah That shuttle thing was really uncalled for

      • Dev Blosser

        Well when do you think it would be ok to make jokes about it? Agreeing with bill, history doesn’t have good taste

        • dk

          when you think majority of the population will not mind the joke.  It’s obviously too soon for this generation.  May be in 100 years you can even make jokes about 9/11, but now ain’t the time.

    • Bob

      Lol, “It’s too soon!”

      :-P

      Grow up.

      • Joe

        Well, yeah it is too soon. The people who had family members on that mission are around today to feel the grief over and over again every time someone brings it up. So, if anyone close to you ever dies or has died under tragic circumstances, you will appreciate a little sensitivity. I’m just sayin.’

        • THEGUY

          What about WW2 is that “too soon”…. If you always have to look out for not stepping on anyone’s toes you can’t joke about anything. It’s not that I don’t care about the people who have lost someone in these tragedies, but it’s impossible not to offend anyone. I just think that people have to know that the jokes doesn’t mark anyone.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Brenden-J/100000270426357 Billy Brenden J

          ITS TOO SOON! My great great great great great great grand fathers sisters husband grandma knew Julius Ceasar! People are way to insensitive for posting stuff like this. Gosh

        • NotStuckInThePast

          get over yourselves, if you enjoyed the site then enjoy dont spout your whining and complaining, you arent here to critique someone else’s hard work, if you don’t like it then don’t visit this web page, you people are disgustingly immature…frankly the whole thing about bein dead, is that you aren’t around to get offended, if your selfish enough to speak for the people who lost their lives and assume they would be offended….the arrogance of you people is unbearable…

      • Ilovemuskoka

        I get your point Bob, but don’t quote people (ie. “it’s too soon”) when the people you’re referring to never said what you quoted. Tara never said “it’s too soon”… those are your words.

        Be observant. Don’t be sloppy in attribting words to others.

    • Noodles2go

      Agreed, interesting enough was just talking to a co-worker the other day about how sad it was the day Columbia had it’s unfortunate accident. Everything else here was funny, but Columbia was a no no.

    • Tratata73

      Titanic was a bit too much as well I think.

      • H. Granger

        Well, I think the difference is that the titanic is something that has been immortalized to the point where you almost forget that people died. Also, that one was more personifying non-human objects, where as the Columbia one was basically describing them dying. And it is much more fresh and most of their families and friends are still around to feel the pain of their loss.

        We tend to forget how gruesome history can get…maybe it’s how we cope.

    • http://astro.berkeley.edu/~mikewong mikewong

      i also didn’t think it was funny, yet i somehow wasn’t offended. i mean, the columbia disaster is on the same page as original sin, the founding of our nation, and some of the most profound discoveries in biology and physics. it’s an honor of sorts to be up there with the other greats.

    • Joe_sheridan

      My father was friends with some of the astronauts on the Challenger, back in 1986. Even that would be crass to make jokes about now. In general, the original poster should note that making fun of tragedy while the departed’s loved ones are still alive to feel the pain is pretty much never a good idea.

      • come on…

        do you honestly care ?

    • Johndoe1620

      its a joke. JOKE. calm down and laugh once in a while

    • Anonymous

      HAHAHA ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HAH AH HAH HAH AH HAH AH HAH AH HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH God they died for nothing hahaha hahahha hah ahh ah

    • Anonymous

      ps. a) I doubt you knew any of those burned bags of a body, but if you did I find it hilarious that you only stick up for them, BUT NO LINCOLN GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD IS FINE, You hypocritical cunt shut yer mouth ahhaa

      • Kraken

        :/ the Lincoln post actually made me kinda sad. .. if he made that his last message ever.. ..

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JQWOIHU77IZME6QAKGXJHL2MJI CAN

      I completely agree with you and I am sorry for your personal losses on top of our National loss.

  • Tara

    Hey, I think these are pretty brilliant- except for the one about the Columbia crew. I was honored to know three members of the crew that died that day and it just seems crass to mock their deaths. All the other “posts” involved people/places/events that happened long before any of us were alive.

    Sorry, I guess it is still a little fresh after going through their deaths and the hit the manned space program took.

  • Michelle M

    So funny, great work. This site is going to be a hit!!

  • Michelle M

    So funny, great work. This site is going to be a hit!!

  • lalalemouna

    ROFLMFAO hahahaaa loved it. and OMG hahaa the icon for John Hancock is Will Smith lol

  • lalalemouna

    ROFLMFAO hahahaaa loved it. and OMG hahaa the icon for John Hancock is Will Smith lol

  • http://separ50.blogfa.com shahed

    Very nice …

  • http://separ50.blogfa.com shahed

    Very nice …

  • israeli

    i believe tara is right, it hurt a lot of people this crash..
    so if u can pls delete it, itll be realy nice (:

  • israeli

    i believe tara is right, it hurt a lot of people this crash..
    so if u can pls delete it, itll be realy nice (:

  • Lilith

    Adam was mine first bitch

  • Lilith

    Adam was mine first bitch

  • http://www.wineonlips.com wineonlips

    This is great – the church is the best character!

  • http://www.wineonlips.com wineonlips

    This is great – the church is the best character!

  • hchueh

    Actually it was revealed that Titanic hit the Iceberg due to human error…they steered into the Iceberg not away when the lookout saw the Iceberg.

  • hchueh

    Actually it was revealed that Titanic hit the Iceberg due to human error…they steered into the Iceberg not away when the lookout saw the Iceberg.

    • Zander

      bull crap

  • Zander

    that was awesome, soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zander

    that was awesome, soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kezza

    The Columbia disaster happened while the shuttle was leaving Earth. The above post referred to the crew returning to Earth. So that’s kinda fucked up.

    That aside, I laughed my head off. Hey The Church, send me a friend request. Chur.

    • Larry

      No, they had it right. Columbia was on re-entry.

    • Challenger

      I was the one that exploded while leaving the earth.

  • Kezza

    The Columbia disaster happened while the shuttle was leaving Earth. The above post referred to the crew returning to Earth. So that’s kinda fucked up.

    That aside, I laughed my head off. Hey The Church, send me a friend request. Chur.

    • Larry

      No, they had it right. Columbia was on re-entry.

    • Challenger

      I was the one that exploded while leaving the earth.

  • msnatbella

    This is awesome!!!

  • msnatbella

    This is awesome!!!

  • Will Hampton

    That’s pretty funny, and I hope you continue writing these because the possibilities are almost endless.

    –Will.

  • Will Hampton

    That’s pretty funny, and I hope you continue writing these because the possibilities are almost endless.

    –Will.

  • ANOTHER ALLISON

    you have no idea how you just made my day ….
    seriously, keep posting this things, no matter what jelous, no sense of humor people say …
    you made it all the way here to peru so that’s pretty awesome!

    hope to see more soon (Y)

  • ANOTHER ALLISON

    you have no idea how you just made my day ….
    seriously, keep posting this things, no matter what jelous, no sense of humor people say …
    you made it all the way here to peru so that’s pretty awesome!

    hope to see more soon (Y)

  • Chester

    I always thought Galileo was forced by the Inquisitors, or at least the Church, to recant his theory that the Earth revolved around the sun, a theory that was considered heretical because it implied that the Earth, and thus Man, were not the center of the Universe.

  • http://facebook Chester

    I always thought Galileo was forced by the Inquisitors, or at least the Church, to recant his theory that the Earth revolved around the sun, a theory that was considered heretical because it implied that the Earth, and thus Man, were not the center of the Universe.

  • http://kenwooi.com ken

    haha.. this is so cool..
    but if the “minutes ago” of the status comments are edited as well, it’d be even cooler! =)

  • http://kenwooi.com ken

    haha.. this is so cool..
    but if the “minutes ago” of the status comments are edited as well, it’d be even cooler! =)

  • suka

    ROFL! Really funny! do more of these!

  • suka

    ROFL! Really funny! do more of these!

  • suka

    I red it today again, still funny!

  • suka

    I red it today again, still funny!

  • drea

    oh my.. that is funny as.
    i also think u should do more of these. :)
    the comment that made me laugh most…

    Its alright dad.. i got this. HAHA

  • drea

    oh my.. that is funny as.
    i also think u should do more of these. :)
    the comment that made me laugh most…

    Its alright dad.. i got this. HAHA

  • Val

    That was hysterical except I think you should omit the shuttle one. All the others were freakin’ great.

    • Blondie

      Yeah, that one completely crosses the line for me. My mom watched the shuttle go down when she lived in Florida.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pamela-Casteel/100000257259527 Pamela Casteel

        i watched it too. i was in school and they let us out of class to watch the launch, but what we saw was horrific. god bless the crew and their families. this page rocks though. i wanna see more! like mike tyson when he bit the guys ear off!

        • joe nelson

          LOL!

        • Chuck

          That was the Challenger disaster during launch, Columbia was during re-entry.

  • Val

    That was hysterical except I think you should omit the shuttle one. All the others were freakin’ great.

  • http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1523813&id=1032705459 Scott Simpson

    These are wonderful! In a similar vein;
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1523813&id=1032705459

  • http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1523813&id=1032705459 Scott Simpson

    These are wonderful! In a similar vein;
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1523813&id=1032705459

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  • jose consueco

    awesom!

  • jose consueco

    awesom!

  • http://www.bessyadut.com bessy

    This is freaking awesome, brilliant and funny but PLS DO CONTINUE…I WANNA SEQUEL SO BAD!!! AND WANNA ADD YOU ON FACEBOOK AS WELL :))

  • http://www.bessyadut.com bessy

    This is freaking awesome, brilliant and funny but PLS DO CONTINUE…I WANNA SEQUEL SO BAD!!! AND WANNA ADD YOU ON FACEBOOK AS WELL :))

  • averagehumanscum

    Hysterical AND Historical!!!!

  • averagehumanscum

    Hysterical AND Historical!!!!

  • Colon

    You may arrive to Indias by this way…… it doesn’t matter, is an sphere, look the ships on the horizon!!!!

  • Colon

    You may arrive to Indias by this way…… it doesn’t matter, is an sphere, look the ships on the horizon!!!!

  • Andy

    Darwin did not say we evolved FROM primates. We ARE fucking primates. We share a relatively recent common ancestor with OTHER primates. Darwin’s legacy was COMMON DESCENT. MAKE A FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT. THAT WOULD BE INFORMED AND FUNNY. Complete IDIOT.

    • Scoopscoop1

      oh god. you’re that guy. you’re very right. but yes, use all caps to show how enraged you are.
      you’re smart. is that what you wanted? there.

    • Dan

      HAHAHA chill obviously this wasn’t a history textbook.

    • Kyshenko

      shut youre crap and stop being childish.this was meant to be a joke not a retarded science lesson.grow up you shallow no lifer

      • Bill Rutherford

        wowza, how did that comment get approved?

        • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

          Thanks for the heads up Bill. I deleted the comment that you were referring to. Not sure why it went through either.

          • jsam

            what did it say?

          • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

            Kyshenko was just responding to what Andy wrote, but it was a bit of a personal attack that shouldn’t have made it through as an approved comment.

    • Gnat222

      wow.

    • Paul

      If you want to get technical, Andy, you could also complain about the Declaration of Independence one. Ben Franklin & Co. saw themselves as Englishmen, not Americans, so they’d never call British soldiers “redcoats”. They called them “regulars” (as in “regular soldiers” instead of temporary militia, which is what Americans had). But I didn’t point this out originally because it’s no big deal, and this post isn’t an official history lesson. Hilarious is what it is. There’s no reason to call anyone an idiot. (Unless you were being ironical. Then I guess the joke’s on us for not being subtle enough.)

    • Anon

      Wow. Was that a rant? Let me ask you something, and that is WHERE’S THE FUCKING PROOF!!!!! If evolution’s correct, then why’s there no fossil that shows a primate halfway to a man? In fact, there are many scientists who have found flaws in the Darwin Theory. If they are all independent, if the flaws are there, if there’s no actual proof of evolution (NOT to be confused with adaptation) there can only be one conclusion. Darwin’s theory is at least partially incorrect. I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I’m not one of the idiots that seriously believes we came from monkeys. Hell, I even find being RELATED to monkeys hard to swallow (Imagine a hummingbird telling a penguin they’re related)

      • Mlespier

        Check out the human genome project and the family of man documentary from Nat Geo. The fossils are there, just not uncovered yet. If not evolution, what? Creationism?  How about a little of both–God put it all in motion 6 million years ago and then evolution kicked in. There is less than 3% genetic material differentiating man from monkey. We were on the same evolutionaly trajectory–humans went further.

  • Andy

    Darwin did not say we evolved FROM primates. We ARE fucking primates. We share a relatively recent common ancestor with OTHER primates. Darwin’s legacy was COMMON DESCENT. MAKE A FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT. THAT WOULD BE INFORMED AND FUNNY. Complete IDIOT.

  • Whit.

    AWESOME!!!! :))

  • Whit.

    AWESOME!!!! :))

  • http://vicislifeinbinary.blogspot.com/ Victoria Sobocki

    AWESOME :) very funny.

  • http://vicislifeinbinary.blogspot.com/ Victoria Sobocki

    AWESOME :) very funny.

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  • twilighterrr<3

    ok this is literally the funniest thing i have ever read!! thank you so much for making this and completing my life! :D

  • Jeannie

    OMG….this is awesome. I do agree with the previous posts about the Columbia Shuttle insert..thank you so much for taking the time to do this…please more, more..

  • Madah

    funny shit=)))

  • Rich

    The Declaration of Independence one was hilarious, and so was the God one. Funny shit!

  • Lyndsay

    this is so funny! :D

  • gagagaghahahaha

    make more of them!

  • Kabee

    This made me laugh so loud my co-workers have called security.

    • http://www.thekillingallotments.wordpress.com Fantastic Dan

      Where on earth do you work? Fanatical Trappist Monks or Militant Mimes?

  • Alex Kro.

    Apart from the obvious typos (titantic!?) the idea and execution are awesome!

    • Jay

      the typo’s are supposed to be there, ( I assume). Have you ever read a Facebook page…. most are loaded right full of them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Geoff-Wingard/1407785398 Geoff Wingard

    This totally rawks!

  • Gnat222

    I love this!!!!

  • Anonymous

    simply awesome :respectknuckles:

  • Ambreen Kamal

    :D :D

  • Hawiian18

    Hahaha this is pretty bad ass. Whoever came up with this is brilliant!

  • Faresar

    lol I would add..

    (Mona Lisa) changed her profile picture.

  • http://twitter.com/BenOlson BenjaminOlson

    hahahahahaha @ the one about god

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pamela-Casteel/100000257259527 Pamela Casteel

      lmao @ jesus: dad, i got this!

  • Caralidan

    THIS IS SO COOL, ha ha hA, THEY’RE ALL GOOD. YOU’RE ONLY MISSING BEETHOVEN N BACH, THEY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING, NAPOLEON, HITLER AND THE WRIGHT BROS. HA HA HA HA, HOPE U CONSIDER MY COMMENT.

  • Nibor3293

    I haven’t laughed this hard in many many times. Thankyou for making so much fun of everyone. All in good fun you serious buggers below.

  • leoson.

    HAHAHA

  • Stephen-Rhae

    This is rally funny! Doh have to deal wit da church like that doh but funny anyways!!!

  • ground zero

    The only thing that is missing is a world trade center update on 9/10

    • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

      I wouldn’t post that one.

      • @Vinnie V

        And yet we pretended that it’s normal when people are posting about others’ religion. Sensitive issue is sensitive issue.

        • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

          Very good point. You’re absolutely right.

  • Jess

    Women wouldn’t have facebook back then, it really would have been a boys club…

  • Albert Einstein

    Rofl ! Jokes siaahk ! =P

  • maja

    Hahahaha, Awesome

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  • Ericman83

    hahahahahahahahahaha lmfao my gf showed me this and i bout died lol

  • Tratata73

    Loved Galileo one!!! the best by far :)

  • brynjwulf

    alright, hows about yall all just like one comment about how inappropriate the shuttle launch was. everyone gets it. enough. Do you really think the maker of this is going to go through these comments to determine what he/she should edit? no. Its funny, its a joke. were any of you in that shuttle? no? alright then stop reading. there are 39 comments to read after ANY mention of the shuttle, you shouldve just stopped reading, and never gotten to “add new comment”. ANYWAYS… this post is great, lighthearted, and witty. No one seems to be complaining about their long lost family members died on the titanic!? haters: how about you go to the memorial site for the space shuttle and donate money, THAT makes a difference. not petty comments. booyah

    • Galri

      I would say I had relatives on the titanic whom died but they lived and well now i’m here so kiss my Irish bum lol

  • Sabpete

    gahahahahhahaha so funny!!

  • Crazyian

    I personally knew Ab Lincoln too…. I think its too soon… LOL

    • Sweet Coco4

      this makes me happy. you just made my day.

  • Pariskills

    spelt caesar wrong.

    • Jay

      spelled “spelt” wrong. shouldn’t criticize spelling when you are not so good at it yourself.

      • Carl

        Spelt is British FYI, not incorrect, just different…

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  • Julia

    Anneliese Michel: im not really sure, but i think i need an exorcism…

    The Church: Nah, ur fine. wait a few years, come back & we’ll do the exorcism and long after you’re dead Hollywood will make a couple movies about it.

    Anneliese Michel: wait. so you guys are saying that im gonna die?

    The Church: yep, pretty much, and oh by the way, you’re gonna be stuck with the demons till u die.

    Anneliese Michel: you guys really suck! T_T

  • sean

    Best thing I’ve read in a looooong time.

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  • http://www.dandyid.org/id/okami okami

    far out. . .

  • Ssmithgermantown

    Loved it!! I could just picture all these things happening! What a great way to make history more realistic!! LOVED IT!

  • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

    Tom, I’d love to send some link love to them if they’re the legitimate creators of these awesome updates. Do you know for a fact that they are the originators?

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  • Safire88

    smiling …

  • Lily Marleen
    • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

      Love it. Thanks Lily.

    • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

      Lily, I like that one. Thanks so much for linking to it. I added it to the site so others can enjoy it too. http://www.vinniev.com/wwii-on-facebook

      Thanks again!

  • Mrkkilmer

    well sun on a gun… jeeze oh peats, oh wait i better refrain from saying innapropriate words cause i would never want to offend anyone with my personal views on life. ohh but wait a second, now that i think of it, jimminy crickets, these arent my personal views on life, these are just things that have happened over the years that i have no effect on and cant change, so i guess i should probably just be concerned about things that aregoing to happen in upcoming that events i possibly would be participating in, so i would probably would be more concerned about upcoming events that i could possibly change, but thats just me

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  • Bob

    Hey this is T-Rex, and ummm… “This is way to soon!” I still have Bird and Reptile family still alive!!!!……LMAO

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  • Robot_joe

    I understand why you would pretend to be offended at the challenger explosion, but is it less “crass” to make fun of 3 people dying on a dangerous mission in which they knew the risks, or to make fun of thousands of people freezing to death in the Atlantic ocean because they chose the wrong cruise line? on the other hand, I know that tragedy shouldn’t diminish it’s sentimental quality over time but the fact is, it does. That is why the twin towers didn’t have a profile saying “what a beautiful September day, I’m going to count all of the plains in the sky!” It would be funny, (to pretty much anyone but me) because it is too recent, we haven’t gotten over it yet. it has directly affected everyone in America if not the world.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1822147422 Krystal Moreno

    love it

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  • Mikesebast

    Haha,
    Why does a spaceshuttle have a facebook?
    Hahaha, inanimate objects.
    Oh, and everyone stop bitching about how it was recent, don’t read it then! Death also shouldn’t get less significant with age, so don’t be controversial.

  • nissaa

    hahahahhahahahahahaha love this

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  • CR

    Enron:
    How can we make a little more money off this situation???
    CEO:
    I got it! Sell shares like wildfire to these suckers!!!

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  • human1

    can’t stop people from creating stuff like this, they are jokes in good and in bad taste. life.

  • hmm…

    You should probably cite collegehumor.com as the source since you didn’t write this.

    • http://vinniev.com Vinnie V

      Thanks for taking the time to reply. I previously responded to a few others comments from folks claiming to know the source of this. It’s hard to determine where it actually came from (and I promise you that I’ve researched), but I’ll send a big shot out to the good folks at collegehumor.com, whether they are the source or not. They’ve definitely got some great stuff on their site. Cheers!

  • C J Mccandless

    I’m really surprised that out of all these things up here the columbia disaster is getting ripped on the most.

  • sam gallant

    OMG OMG the funny thing is this is so true :)

  • Vampireheart Romance

    hahahahhahahahah

  • rufustbear

    theres only one comment on here which is funny but also sad ,dont worry dad ive got this covered,that just about sums us all up !Rufustbear.

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  • Miumiu12512

     dis iz ssooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

  • http://thethingsidtellyou.blogspot.com/ Melissa Mitchell

    It was all funny until the Challenger one.  That wasn’t funny at all.  I enjoyed the rest, a lot.

  • http://twitter.com/nenemacha NeNeMacha

    can’t stop laughing! just luv it…awesome man thx

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  • Lynne

    I was sent this by a friend earlier this week-laughed my you-know-WHAT off! Your stuff is still buzzin’ around. I have to think up new ones now specific to my industries and to my work-like non-profits and fitness clubs! KEEP IT UP AND GOING! (oh yeah, regarding the Columbia one-my first reaction was to laugh, my split second one after that was ewwww, poor taste. So the humor concept and purpose succeeded, but only for a split second.)

  • Sunlight7174

    i like the iceberg & the titanic

  • Tech Advices

    lol this is funny article….me like it
    http://www.techadvices.net

  • http://www.arsenalfootball101.com/ Arsenal

    Classic

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  • Jillspen

    Adam is listed as In a Relationship with Eve

  • Apatosaurus Police

    Good, except for the dinosaur section. Brontosaurus never existed. It is an Apatosaurus with a Camarasaurus’s head juxtaposed on top of it. It’s less real than you with a chimpanzee head. Ironically, Marsh (in a rush to name as many dinosaurs as possible) named the imaginary Brontosaurus after he had already named the real Apatosaurus. Regardless, Apatasaurus (and even Camarasaurus) became extinct in the Jurassic period about 150 million years ago. This means that they became extinct 85 million years before the asteroid collided with Earth, whereas you only live 65 million years afterward…

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  • Krkr Zaied

    Darwin did not say we evolved FROM primates. We ARE fucking primates. We
    share a relatively recent common ancestor with OTHER primates. Darwin’s
    legacy was COMMON DESCENT. MAKE A FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT. THAT WOULD
    BE INFORMED AND FUNNY. Complete IDIOT.

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    see the light

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